002 // i could be violet sky

[autosmuppet]

[ Phone: ]

Got ourselves a regular hullabullo goin' on over this homecoming, don't we? Hey, I'm not even knockin' all y'all for it. Hell, I'm just waitin' for my official invite. Gonna head over and get my chaperone on.

Better practice dancing arms-length apart, kids, I'm gonna rename myself the Berlin Wall and start construction at the punch bowl. [ He is absolutely not actually going to do that in the slightest, wow. ] If anyone wants to learn to do the cabbage patch, I'm officially your all-knowing sensei of dance and other related shit.

Oh yeah. And where's a guy gotta go to buy a top hat and a monocle in this town?

[ backdated to earlier in the afternoon, and tags may come a bit slowly! ]

Comments

[echidna]

Hehe, I be everyone will be very safe if you're chaperoning!

But a top hat and monocle? Are we supposed to dress really fancy for this?

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

[ The safest homecoming. Protected against...meteors and tentacle beasts. ]

Hell if I know. Probably not. I just think it's high time I got to get my formal on up in here.

[echidna]

That sounds like a good idea to me!! Maybe I'll get my formal on too.

[ACTION; some afternoon after school]

[bleuflag.livejournal.com]

[HEY]

[HEY NOT!DAD]

[Sin seems kind of reluctant and annoyed to have to ask this, but..]

Oi... So... Do you know what a 'homecoming' is?

[ACTION; yesss this is marvelous]

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

[ oh hey kid

looking at you over this newspaper that he's... really only trying to find the comics in. ]

Yeah, it's a dance. You know, show up all dressed up and stand against a wall across the room from where all the girls are at.

[ACTION; o u know it]

[bleuflag.livejournal.com]

Dance...?

[so funny story; the only kind of dancing Sin has ever been exposed to is Sol shimmying to Queen]

[...you really don't want to know what that's like.]

...Dancing against a wall doesn't sound very fun.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

I'm rocking the knowledge of a couple of dances, but I ain't ever done heard of the motherfuckin' cabbage patch. Sounds like fun, honk!

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

That's exactly the spirit I wanna hear, bro. Get your dancin' shoes on, you're gonna cut that rug up so bad they'll be usin' it for kitty litter.

[battymadam.livejournal.com]

A top hat and monocle, eh....

[ Foster trails off because

she is now picturing

something strange.

]

that was the most beautiful tag I've ever gotten

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Absolutely, ma'am. I get formal, I get formal like it's nobody's business.

fools got nothin on my Herribro.....

[battymadam.livejournal.com]

Ohhh... well, I think you'll look very distinguished like that!

[teehee, it's been a while since she's seen that style of dress on a person Bro's age.]

I've only seen one clothing store... oh, but you know what, apparently I am supposed to make clothes too! I wonder if I have a hat pattern?

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Oh! Me! I wanna learn to dance!

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

A'ight kid, you're on. I'll make you a master before you gotta prove your skills to the rest of the school sockhop.

[wantasammich.livejournal.com]

Can't say I know where to find a top hat or a monocle, but if you find any, let me know.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that all up on top of my priorities list.

So who are you.

[techno-mancer.livejournal.com]

No invites, man, people are just supposed to go. Unless ya mean you're lookin' for a date.

And if ya have any music requests, I'm your guy. I'll be the one supplyin' tunes.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

[ ....... oho. ]

Got the DJ on the line, then. How's the set lookin'.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

You know how to dance?

[BRO JUST GETS COOLER IN HER EYES.]

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Girl, I'm one of the smoothest fucking dancers this town's ever gonna hold. [ and he didn't even make a joke about seeing. ]

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

...do you think it's even possible for me to dance?

For reference this is your bird-brother; if I had my pink monkey carcass, I'd cut so many rugs, they'd put me down for rugicide.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

You won't live up to your old style without arms, but fuck if I'm gonna say it's impossible.

[toothsnort.livejournal.com]

Do we really have to wear a monocle and top hat to it?

[Because clearly the idea of that is the most important thing ever.]

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

It's recommended, not required. I got no qualms with putting together a regular troupe of dapper gentleman up in there.

Phone

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Why not leaving the kids alone?

They have enough to deal with here other than adults being ☠☠☠☠.

Phone

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Why leave the kids alone. I kinda like givin' 'em trouble.