002 // i could be violet sky

[autosmuppet]

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Got ourselves a regular hullabullo goin' on over this homecoming, don't we? Hey, I'm not even knockin' all y'all for it. Hell, I'm just waitin' for my official invite. Gonna head over and get my chaperone on.

Better practice dancing arms-length apart, kids, I'm gonna rename myself the Berlin Wall and start construction at the punch bowl. [ He is absolutely not actually going to do that in the slightest, wow. ] If anyone wants to learn to do the cabbage patch, I'm officially your all-knowing sensei of dance and other related shit.

Oh yeah. And where's a guy gotta go to buy a top hat and a monocle in this town?

[ backdated to earlier in the afternoon, and tags may come a bit slowly! ]

Comments

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Don't I wish. Nah, he's just some regular ironic little teenager right about now. Hoppin' around planets and installing dangerous video game software, just like I taught him.

[battymadam.livejournal.com]

Are you from the future? I'm curious how you got to the other planets is all. It sounds wild!

[hideous destruction aside.]

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

More wild than goin' on safari without a guide, sister.

But I dunno, is 2009 the future to you or what?

[battymadam.livejournal.com]

Oh! That's next year. It really is!

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Huh.

Don't you worry over it too much, though. We're probably talkin' different dimensions earthwise. Plus worrying wouldn't really change much if we weren't.

[battymadam.livejournal.com]

Heh heh, I'm not worried, dearie! Right now that stuff is too far away to be bothered about since we are in the 1950s in another other dimension.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Can't even hold all these dimensions, it's wild.