002 // i could be violet sky

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Got ourselves a regular hullabullo goin' on over this homecoming, don't we? Hey, I'm not even knockin' all y'all for it. Hell, I'm just waitin' for my official invite. Gonna head over and get my chaperone on.

Better practice dancing arms-length apart, kids, I'm gonna rename myself the Berlin Wall and start construction at the punch bowl. [ He is absolutely not actually going to do that in the slightest, wow. ] If anyone wants to learn to do the cabbage patch, I'm officially your all-knowing sensei of dance and other related shit.

Oh yeah. And where's a guy gotta go to buy a top hat and a monocle in this town?

[ backdated to earlier in the afternoon, and tags may come a bit slowly! ]

Comments

[ACTION; yesss this is marvelous]

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

[ oh hey kid

looking at you over this newspaper that he's... really only trying to find the comics in. ]

Yeah, it's a dance. You know, show up all dressed up and stand against a wall across the room from where all the girls are at.

[ACTION; o u know it]

[bleuflag.livejournal.com]

Dance...?

[so funny story; the only kind of dancing Sin has ever been exposed to is Sol shimmying to Queen]

[...you really don't want to know what that's like.]

...Dancing against a wall doesn't sound very fun.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Dacncin' with someone else is more fun, more awkward. Couldn't tell ya what's with people and all those barriers and shit.

[bleuflag.livejournal.com]

...'ve never danced with someone else...

[Maybe mother will know how this dancing stuff works :|a] Wait, what's dancing got to do with.. 'coming home', though?

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

... never asked, bro. [ Shrug. ] Some hoodlums just like havin' an excuse to throw a big party.

[bleuflag.livejournal.com]

Hoodlums? [Makes a face. This whole deal doesn't sound like the sort of thing mother should go to BTa]

Why do you gotta get dressed up for it? Is it really that fancy of a party? [BUT WHY BRO WHY o the inquisitiveness of a 3 year old]

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Not as fancy as it could be. But fuck, half the idea's to outdress everyone else.

[bleuflag.livejournal.com]

....Sounds pretty girly...

Wait, why're you going? I thought this was a thing for schoolkids.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna be a chaperone. Gotta keep all the kids from gettin' too ornery. Might just burn down the venue otherwise.

grrr stop eating my tags LJ

[bleuflag.livejournal.com]

...Why would anyone be getting like that? There's not gonna be fighting, is there?

[Oh look, you got him all excited.]

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Huh. I dunno. Maybe. That's the other half of my reasons for going.

[bleuflag.livejournal.com]

...To start fights?

[you bro strider sir are a very bad influence]

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Where there's overdramatic teens and batshit crazy towns, there's gonna be a fight breakin' out somewhere. [ don't be silly, he's such a responsible, upstanding man!! ]

holy shit this is old! Sorry I had midterms and then a con, if you don't wanna tag back don't worry!

[bleuflag.livejournal.com]

[And now he's all excited.] If there's gonna be fights, maybe this won't be so boring after all.

Since I figure you're not dancin'.

it's not a problem at all! glad you made it through @_@

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Say what now? Son I'm gonna outdance the whole fucking room.

ty! and lo notifs are just as broken as when I left them, what a shock

[bleuflag.livejournal.com]

Dude, you probably can't outdance a tree. [This is Sin, doubting you and your skillz]

ain't that the truth orz

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

You callin' me out, brah?

o u LJ

[bleuflag.livejournal.com]

Maybe. Will I get to watch you dance horribly?

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

S'more like gettin' to watch me dance like a boss. Better be careful what you wish for with all this, brolinsky. I bring the moves so hot you'll walk away sunburnt.

there was a full size comic-style (like all the white and the face shape etc) Bro at con true story

[bleuflag.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we'll see. Bet you don't even got a date!

[...not that Sin really did I mean accompanying his mom doesn't really count does it.]

haha oh man I love when people do that

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

What good's a date gonna do me?

[bleuflag.livejournal.com]

Everyone else seems to think it's really important. Iunno why.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

That's more of all that desperate teenage hormone shit comin' into play. Pick their dates for the big-ass fall social like it's the most important decision they ever are gonna make. 'course with as many lives that go down the drain after high school it's basically true for most of 'em. Livin' in a van down by the river like Chris Farley, but fuck if they didn't have the best Homecoming back in the day.

[bleuflag.livejournal.com]

Sucks for them, I guess.

...You're kinda a depressing guy, sometimes, yanno that?

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

I aim for that once in a while, yeah.