002 // i could be violet sky

[autosmuppet]

[ Phone: ]

Got ourselves a regular hullabullo goin' on over this homecoming, don't we? Hey, I'm not even knockin' all y'all for it. Hell, I'm just waitin' for my official invite. Gonna head over and get my chaperone on.

Better practice dancing arms-length apart, kids, I'm gonna rename myself the Berlin Wall and start construction at the punch bowl. [ He is absolutely not actually going to do that in the slightest, wow. ] If anyone wants to learn to do the cabbage patch, I'm officially your all-knowing sensei of dance and other related shit.

Oh yeah. And where's a guy gotta go to buy a top hat and a monocle in this town?

[ backdated to earlier in the afternoon, and tags may come a bit slowly! ]

Comments

[echidna]

Hehe, I be everyone will be very safe if you're chaperoning!

But a top hat and monocle? Are we supposed to dress really fancy for this?

[ACTION; some afternoon after school]

[bleuflag.livejournal.com]

[HEY]

[HEY NOT!DAD]

[Sin seems kind of reluctant and annoyed to have to ask this, but..]

Oi... So... Do you know what a 'homecoming' is?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

I'm rocking the knowledge of a couple of dances, but I ain't ever done heard of the motherfuckin' cabbage patch. Sounds like fun, honk!

[battymadam.livejournal.com]

A top hat and monocle, eh....

[ Foster trails off because

she is now picturing

something strange.

]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Oh! Me! I wanna learn to dance!

[wantasammich.livejournal.com]

Can't say I know where to find a top hat or a monocle, but if you find any, let me know.

[techno-mancer.livejournal.com]

No invites, man, people are just supposed to go. Unless ya mean you're lookin' for a date.

And if ya have any music requests, I'm your guy. I'll be the one supplyin' tunes.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

You know how to dance?

[BRO JUST GETS COOLER IN HER EYES.]

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

...do you think it's even possible for me to dance?

For reference this is your bird-brother; if I had my pink monkey carcass, I'd cut so many rugs, they'd put me down for rugicide.

[toothsnort.livejournal.com]

Do we really have to wear a monocle and top hat to it?

[Because clearly the idea of that is the most important thing ever.]

Phone

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Why not leaving the kids alone?

They have enough to deal with here other than adults being ☠☠☠☠.