002 // i could be violet sky

[autosmuppet]

[ Phone: ]

Got ourselves a regular hullabullo goin' on over this homecoming, don't we? Hey, I'm not even knockin' all y'all for it. Hell, I'm just waitin' for my official invite. Gonna head over and get my chaperone on.

Better practice dancing arms-length apart, kids, I'm gonna rename myself the Berlin Wall and start construction at the punch bowl. [ He is absolutely not actually going to do that in the slightest, wow. ] If anyone wants to learn to do the cabbage patch, I'm officially your all-knowing sensei of dance and other related shit.

Oh yeah. And where's a guy gotta go to buy a top hat and a monocle in this town?

[ backdated to earlier in the afternoon, and tags may come a bit slowly! ]

Comments

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna try it! I'll practice it until I become the coolest guy in town!

[A bold declaration. And one that's likely doomed to fail. But he sounds determined, at least.]

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Gladly see ya try to earn the title, bro.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Thanks~!

[He will never master irony. It's not even very likely that he'll ever understand the concept. But his boundless optimism is just going to go ahead and ignore that.]