002 // i could be violet sky

[autosmuppet]

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Got ourselves a regular hullabullo goin' on over this homecoming, don't we? Hey, I'm not even knockin' all y'all for it. Hell, I'm just waitin' for my official invite. Gonna head over and get my chaperone on.

Better practice dancing arms-length apart, kids, I'm gonna rename myself the Berlin Wall and start construction at the punch bowl. [ He is absolutely not actually going to do that in the slightest, wow. ] If anyone wants to learn to do the cabbage patch, I'm officially your all-knowing sensei of dance and other related shit.

Oh yeah. And where's a guy gotta go to buy a top hat and a monocle in this town?

[ backdated to earlier in the afternoon, and tags may come a bit slowly! ]

Comments

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that all up on top of my priorities list.

So who are you.

[wantasammich.livejournal.com]

Only someone who wants to look her best for this very special event. The name's Hawke.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Sup, Hawke, I'm Strider. Any interest in forming a club based on the need to look dapper as fuck?

[wantasammich.livejournal.com]

But of course! I'm rather sick of wearing skirts; such a dire matter can't be left to resolve itself.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain, sis. This nineteen-fifties racket ain't all it's cracked up to be.