002 // i could be violet sky

[autosmuppet]

[ Phone: ]

Got ourselves a regular hullabullo goin' on over this homecoming, don't we? Hey, I'm not even knockin' all y'all for it. Hell, I'm just waitin' for my official invite. Gonna head over and get my chaperone on.

Better practice dancing arms-length apart, kids, I'm gonna rename myself the Berlin Wall and start construction at the punch bowl. [ He is absolutely not actually going to do that in the slightest, wow. ] If anyone wants to learn to do the cabbage patch, I'm officially your all-knowing sensei of dance and other related shit.

Oh yeah. And where's a guy gotta go to buy a top hat and a monocle in this town?

[ backdated to earlier in the afternoon, and tags may come a bit slowly! ]

Comments

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's pretty much the only way to really practice. Make sure there are plenty of valuables around, too- gives ya the right incentive.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Good idea! And what should I do after I master that?

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Develop an impeccable sense of rhythm. This shit usually takes years, but I'm gonna count on young desperation and the need to be cool to speed things up.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Impeccable sense of rhythm...

[You may get the impression that he's taking notes. Because he is.]

Don't worry! I have so much desperation you wouldn't even believe it~

[Does that even mean anything?]

And I definitely know how important it is to be cool. It helps you score, right?

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what it does. Not the whole point to being ironically cool, but it's in there. [ yep, never worked for him. ]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Ironically cool? What's that mean?

[This concept of irony. It is new to him.]

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

It's the ancient art of being cool by doin' what other people think is lame and not giving two fucks about it. And it's some serious business.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Wow....

[So easily impressed...]

That sounds awesome~

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Incredibly awesome. I see you've almost got good taste in attitude.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna try it! I'll practice it until I become the coolest guy in town!

[A bold declaration. And one that's likely doomed to fail. But he sounds determined, at least.]

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Gladly see ya try to earn the title, bro.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Thanks~!

[He will never master irony. It's not even very likely that he'll ever understand the concept. But his boundless optimism is just going to go ahead and ignore that.]