002 // i could be violet sky

[autosmuppet]

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Got ourselves a regular hullabullo goin' on over this homecoming, don't we? Hey, I'm not even knockin' all y'all for it. Hell, I'm just waitin' for my official invite. Gonna head over and get my chaperone on.

Better practice dancing arms-length apart, kids, I'm gonna rename myself the Berlin Wall and start construction at the punch bowl. [ He is absolutely not actually going to do that in the slightest, wow. ] If anyone wants to learn to do the cabbage patch, I'm officially your all-knowing sensei of dance and other related shit.

Oh yeah. And where's a guy gotta go to buy a top hat and a monocle in this town?

[ backdated to earlier in the afternoon, and tags may come a bit slowly! ]

Comments

[bleuflag.livejournal.com]

Everyone else seems to think it's really important. Iunno why.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

That's more of all that desperate teenage hormone shit comin' into play. Pick their dates for the big-ass fall social like it's the most important decision they ever are gonna make. 'course with as many lives that go down the drain after high school it's basically true for most of 'em. Livin' in a van down by the river like Chris Farley, but fuck if they didn't have the best Homecoming back in the day.

[bleuflag.livejournal.com]

Sucks for them, I guess.

...You're kinda a depressing guy, sometimes, yanno that?

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

I aim for that once in a while, yeah.

[bleuflag.livejournal.com]

--Even though I don't really understand half'a what you just said... as usual...

Wait, so do these dance things happen often? Cuz this seems like it's gonna be a pain just to go to this one...

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

They'll roll around every few months or so. Usually the PTA'll wanna throw a party to celebrate somethin', not just for shits and giggles.

[bleuflag.livejournal.com]

Celebrate?

...Oh, like holiday parties? Does that mean they do stuff for like, Christmas and Easter? Birthdays?

[Those are the only holidays he knows. 8'|]

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'd guess. Figure we'll know for sure after we stick around long enough.