002 // i could be violet sky

[autosmuppet]

[ Phone: ]

Got ourselves a regular hullabullo goin' on over this homecoming, don't we? Hey, I'm not even knockin' all y'all for it. Hell, I'm just waitin' for my official invite. Gonna head over and get my chaperone on.

Better practice dancing arms-length apart, kids, I'm gonna rename myself the Berlin Wall and start construction at the punch bowl. [ He is absolutely not actually going to do that in the slightest, wow. ] If anyone wants to learn to do the cabbage patch, I'm officially your all-knowing sensei of dance and other related shit.

Oh yeah. And where's a guy gotta go to buy a top hat and a monocle in this town?

[ backdated to earlier in the afternoon, and tags may come a bit slowly! ]

Comments

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

I will be wildly inappropriate and bring popcorn!

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

A girl after my own heart. [ and hey, popcorn can feed feathery asshole dave who already proved himself. ]

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

I am starting to see who is the true Strider with the iron grip on coolness.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

And you just remember that. I got a grip so cool it went and froze to my hand. [ street sign in winter cool, I cannot even fathom what's wrong with this man ]