002 // i could be violet sky

[autosmuppet]

[ Phone: ]

Got ourselves a regular hullabullo goin' on over this homecoming, don't we? Hey, I'm not even knockin' all y'all for it. Hell, I'm just waitin' for my official invite. Gonna head over and get my chaperone on.

Better practice dancing arms-length apart, kids, I'm gonna rename myself the Berlin Wall and start construction at the punch bowl. [ He is absolutely not actually going to do that in the slightest, wow. ] If anyone wants to learn to do the cabbage patch, I'm officially your all-knowing sensei of dance and other related shit.

Oh yeah. And where's a guy gotta go to buy a top hat and a monocle in this town?

[ backdated to earlier in the afternoon, and tags may come a bit slowly! ]

Comments

Phone

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Why leave the kids alone. I kinda like givin' 'em trouble.

Phone

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

They get enough trouble from the town, you're just being a ☠☠☠☠.

Phone

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Why yes. Yes, I am.

You mad, bro?

Phone

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm a little pissed.

Ever have a house land on you?

Phone

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Nah, way too munchkin-land for my style. Sword through the chest, that's the way to go.

Re: Phone

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Fine, you find a sword and I'll find a house.

Then we can see who gets to become an ugly little stain on the pavement.

Phone

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

...yeah, a'ight. I'll spare a call once I get my baby back.

Re: Phone

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I'll save you a long story and a trip to the E.R.

I'm a super hero.

Phone

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Hey, impressive. Can't say we got any of those flyin' around back home. Just learned to take care of business ourselves.

Re: Phone

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

When you have hundreds of super villains around, you need a lot of us to even the odds.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'll give you credit for that. Villains be full of crazy shenanigans.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

And are about a dime a dozen.

I don't really get villains.

I mean, if I kill a guy, so long as that guys a villain I'm a good guy. If I want to cause property damage, I just make sure I'm chasing a bad guy while doing it.

And they think we're the dumb ones.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

That may be one of the most brilliant stances on heroism that ever went and fell outta someone's piehole.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they might all say "we're the good guys" and "we're right."

But at the end of the day, they are just getting away with stuff people would call them criminals for if they weren't saving the day.